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Once upon a time there was a writer named Tom, who lived in western Maine.........
... and every time he looked out his office window he saw nothing but rain!
 

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.....stuffed rabbit perched high in a pine tree.....
 

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"Holy, Shit! I must live a boring life because nobody can think of anything to write about me!" So, he grabbed the antlered, stuffed rabbit by the................
 

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whatchacallit and dragged it back to camp, where Milty proceeded to photograph and document the event.
That evening at the campfire, while toasting marshmellos and enjoying some homebrew cooked up out back of the camp, Tom and the boys started hearing strange noises coming from inside the camp. They listened intently to the sounds, then Tom asked Milt to . . .
 

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......"Get your camera ready. I'm going in to see what it is!" And with that he headed in the back door of camp and.........
 

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stumbled and fell again, this time into a big bucket of........
 

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walk uphill in a snowstorm twice a day to the cow barn where he milked 100 cows by hand. He remembered the noise and got back up. Grabbing a bacon grease covered cast iron fry pan for protection, he walked through the camp, threw open the door and found his buddy Steve!
 

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.....standing on the front lawn with nothing on but his union suit. Steve said,.........
 
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