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Naples man killed trying to jump canal on his ATV
By DENES HUSTY III
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Originally posted on August 30, 2006

A man died early this morning when he tried to jump his all terrain vehicle over a Golden Gate canal.

According to Collier County sheriff's reports:

The accident happened at 1:42 a.m. when Chadrick Wilson, 26, of 345 14th Ave. N.E. tried to jump the canal at the end of his street.

The ATV traveled nearly 92 feet before striking the embankment.

Wilson, who was not wearing a helmet, was hurled from the ATV and killed.

"He was just riding and decided to jump the canal," Collier sheriff's spokeswoman Kristin Adams said.

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The accident happened at 1:42 a.m. so I'm guessing the driver may have had one "pop" to many. The moral of the story.... Anybody?
 

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Dew the Brew!
 

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LOL "dew the brew"! LOL

Moral of the story? Sure, get the STUPID genes out of the gene pool!

Mt. Dew commercial + a few beers = real people doing fake stunts they saw on TV.
 

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Ithaca37 said:
Natural selection at work folks, nothing more.
You bet! Like Jack said, let's get the stupid genes out of the gene pool.

I think we should blame it on Mt Dew and file a lawsuit against them for not telling people you can't do those things in real life... :lol:
 

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Remington said:
I think we should blame it on Mt Dew and file a lawsuit against them for not telling people you can't do those things in real life... :lol:
Wait, I want in on this lawsuit. It would be perfect, sue over the death of man I didn't know and whose death caused me no pain or anguish and get Mt dew to pay tuition and buy a kick a$$ car for me. Brilliant Remington, just brilliant.

I am thinking they could give me one of these and I will go away quietly:

 

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Make sure you cry a little through the entire lawsuit and that it reminded you of your long lost friend who died several years back diving off a cliff into a riverbank only to be killed instantly. Make sure to repeat over and over again how he loved Mt Dew and was only trying to be cool!

If you can do this that car may become a reality! :D
 
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