Blonde Joke

Just saw it.. too damn funny! Am I allowed to send thigns to this site for them to post..? I save a lot of things from papers and all that make no sense. Some one put in the Uncle Henry's something about a car and told all about it, sounded like a great deal what they paid what they owe and at the end, put NOT FOR SALE. That and the St. John Valley Times gets pretty heavy on the subject of moose and what to do with them just because people are hitting into them and getting killed. Well, a matter of a personal opinion the MAJORITY (but not all) moose accidents are those who are speeding and not taking those precautions. I mean come on, you see the crossing signs- you know they are there, why are you still driving 80 mph during rut after dark... So anyway.. one story was a man saying they shoudl all be killed and I wrote back explaining that it is not the moose's problem. They wanted reimbersement to the families losing loved ones for vehicle repairs as well as a large sum for the life of that lost one being killed. Basially, my reply was- try getting a moose's insurance to cover that one and how can you put a price tag on life/the moose are dying too! So this other guy wrote a reply to it saying that since the Allagasher's seem to want to protect the moose so much why not tranquilize them and trnsport them all back to Allagash where they belong. HE rambled on about this but the week after someone wrote a reply and all it said was, Why don't we tranquilize all the frenchmen and transport them back to Madawaska where they belong. Basically, it raised a big stink.. guess you'd really have to understand the big squabble between Allagash and Madawaska. But it was sure funny.. I will send it and you can read it for yourself!