Okay, so this blonde goes up to a soda machine and puts in a dollar, presses the Pepsi button and out comes a Pepsi and 50 cents. So she puts in another dollar and pushes the Diet Pepsi button, again out comes a Diet Pepsi and 50 cents. So she puts in yet another dollar and again pushes the Pepsi button, out comes a Pepsi and 50 cents.......so finnally this woman behind her speaks up and says "Are you going to be done soon?", the blonde responds "shut up B**** I'm winning!!" :lol: :lol: :lol: