Dad's Advice

Discussion in 'Maine Humor' started by Moose, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. Moose

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    A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
    around the
    > block?"
    >
    > Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
    >
    > ?
    >
    > "What's that mean?" asked the child.
    >
    > ?
    >
    > "Go ask your father.? I think he's in the garage."
    >
    > ?
    >
    > The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
    for a
    > walk around the block?? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat
    and to
    > come to you."
    >
    > ?
    >
    > Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."? He took a rag, soaked it with
    gasoline
    > and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go
    now, but
    > keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
    >
    > ?
    >
    > The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.
    >
    > ?
    >
    > Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?
    >
    > ?
    >
    > YOUR GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
    >
    > ?
    >
    > The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
    block, so
    > another dog is pushing her home."