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A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the
> block?"
>
> Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
>
> ?
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> "What's that mean?" asked the child.
>
> ?
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> "Go ask your father.? I think he's in the garage."
>
> ?
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> The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
for a
> walk around the block?? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat
and to
> come to you."
>
> ?
>
> Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."? He took a rag, soaked it with
gasoline
> and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go
now, but
> keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block."
>
> ?
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> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog.
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> ?
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> Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?
>
> ?
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> YOUR GONNA' LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!
>
> ?
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> The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the
block, so
> another dog is pushing her home."
 
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