Don't mess with a Kid!!!!!!!!

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  1. SJ

    SJ

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    Reasons not to mess with a child



    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said
    it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even
    though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little
    girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher
    reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically
    impossible.
    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher
    asked, " What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you
    ask him".

    A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom o f children while they
    were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
    As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
    the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused
    and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat,
    or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."


    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five
    and six year olds. After explaining the comman dment to "honour" thy
    Father and thy Mother, she asked,
    "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and
    sisters?"
    Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered,
    "Thou shall not kill."


    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at
    the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
    of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at
    her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white,
    Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong
    and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl
    thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come
    ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"


    The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to
    persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how
    nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say , 'There's
    Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small
    voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, She's
    dead. "


    A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
    make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head,
    the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the
    face.." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing
    upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A
    little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."


    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
    school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The
    nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is
    watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end
    of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
    written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
     
  2. kenton6

    kenton6 Administrator

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    ROFL That was cute. It came at a time today that I needed a little bit of cheering up. Thanks.