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******* from Arkansas

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A ******* was stopped by a game warden in Arkansas recently
with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known
for its fishing.

The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch
those fish?"

"Naw, sir", replied the *******. "I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You must understand, these here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?"

Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let
'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right
back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that."

The ******* looked at the warden for a moment and then said,
"It's the truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works."

"O. K.", said the warden. "I've got to see this!"

The ******* poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, "Well?"

"Well, what?", says the *******.

The warden says, "When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?"

"The FISH", replied the warden!

"What fish?", replied the *******.

Moral: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't
as dumb as some government employees!
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think i've met a warden like that........ :angel:
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