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There once was a fella named Jack (no relation to Mad Jack). While getting ready for bed one night, his wife got into bed and was waiting for Jack to come in out of the bathroom.

After some time and she heard nothing, she rolled over to find Jack standing in the middle of the bedroom floor clad only in a brandnew pair of cowboy boots. The little woman laughed and asked him what he was doing?

Jack said, "I'm trying to show you something!"

His wife replied, "Well, hell I see it and it don't look any different than it ever does just hanging there limp as ever."

Jack emphatically says, "He's not limp. He's admiring my brandnew cowboy boots!"

To which the wife replied, "Oh yeah! They why didn't you buy a new hat?":fear:
 
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