Someone get this started please! Oh Okay I'll give it a try being that fishing season is right around the corner. Sam and John went fishing the other day. They walked through the woods for quite some distance to get to their favorite fishing hole and had been at it for some time when Sam heard a noise behind him. He turned to see the local Game Warden approaching his flank quite rapidly. In an instant Sam dropped his pole and ran for dear life out into the think growth hoping to elude the Warden. John continued fishing as the Warden beat feet after Sam. Well, the Warden was some younger and in much better shape than Sam and soon the Warden dove and tackled Sam. Once the skirmish was over and both men had gotten to their feet, the warden asked Sam to produce a fishing license. Sam quietly reached into his back pocket and showed the Warden a bonafide fishing license. Totally perplexed, the Warden asked Sam, "If you got a damned license why in the hell did you run?" "Well," said Sam, "John don't".