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Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one
hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,
smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
the old cow."

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Too damned funny
Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so.
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