The Old Cow

Discussion in 'Maine Humor' started by Moose, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. Moose

    Moose

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    Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
    evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car.
    The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed.
    Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners
    what happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
    About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
    in disarray. He was holding a half empty bottle of expensive wine in one
    hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily,
    smeared with lipstick.
    "What happened?" asked Hillary.
    "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave
    me the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love
    to me."
    "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
    The driver replied: "I said, I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed
    the old cow."
     
  2. kenton6

    kenton6 Administrator

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    Too damned funny
    Say it ain't so, Say it ain't so.