Moose got me thinking about this one. There was a very wealthy lawyer riding down the road one day in his big limo when he looked out his window and spotted a family of four standing in the middle of a big field eating grass. He ordered the driver to stop and called the family over to his car. He discovered that the family was so poor and destitute they were eating grass for mere survival. The lawyer invited them into his big black limo and told the driver to drive to his house. The people were ever so humbled and grateful to the lawyer. The father says, "Sir, we can't thank you enough for taking us to your home to feed us. We are starving and none of us have worked for months." To which the lawyer replied, "Oh, think nothing of it. My lawn could use a good mowing anyways."