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Since I have been recieving all these emails from all my "friends" online, I have decided to purchase everything they want to sell me!

I have several penis enlargement so I should be unusable in the near future and I also have purchased several colors of those fancy-a$$ed purses.
I now have 17 different cell phones coming soon.
I've got info for boob inhancements, tighter butt and facial skin, diarrea cures, mole & wart removing devices and fianally something to speed up my internet access while letting someone I don't even know have access to my computer (and I won't even know they are there!).

How good is life going to be when all this stuff gets here and my bank account is empty? We'll just have to wait and see!


Are you sick of this email sales crap yet? I know I am.
 

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But Jack,

I figured with the number of worldwide Lotteries you have won online and with ordering the viagra and cialis, the money would pay for everything and the bliss of walking around with an erection that lasts more than 4 hours would make life grand.

If it makes you feel any better, when I returned from my one week trip to northern Maine, I had over 12,000 emails, 11,999 were spam.

Perhaps the UN could convene a conference of a global ban on SPAM
 
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