Your funniest hunting adventure?

Discussion in 'Maine Humor' started by aroostookbasser, Mar 12, 2006.

  1. What is the funniest thing ever to happen to you while hunting? We all have funny stories to tell...What's yours?
     
  2. kenton6

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    Where to begin? Too many to tell. Let's see. One that comes to mind right off is sqatting doing my business and having three deer walk out in front of me. I'll spare the details but your imagination can fill in the blanks.

    As I think of more, I'll post them.
     

  3. Not bad......

    Try sitting on the ground..your back to an old tree......you see a deer moving towards you. You tense ..........get the gun up. Watch that clear spot for the deer to step out into the clear.......your looking for horns......slip off the safety.....watching ......watching...suddenly...............off to to your right there is a blur of motion........in slow motion you see two squirrels chasing each other come from out of no where..........running right at you! Before you can react they run up your leg...chest and up the tree. You recover.... you look for your deer........it's gone!!!!!
     
  4. kenton6

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  5. Don't be shy ...........you can change the names to protect the innocent.
     
  6. aroostook that is too funny. I think it was a conspiracy of some sort.
     
  7. Mine would have to be a stand off with a mighty "red rat" as I call them, in a tree stand. It was kinda a had to be there thing but sure was funny. He climbed up just talkin away like he owned the place, wanted me out of that tree. It must have been his. Anyway, he ended up on my boot three or four times and everytime I made a move he'd come right back. Sure was a brave little critter.
     
  8. I think red squirrels and deer have a psychic link..........if a squirrel sees you he will tell the whole world you are there........and where there is a squirrel no deer can be killed.

    Come on guys let's do a little story sharing !!!!!!
     
  9. I got one in my book I wrote. When I was a kid I took a trip out past the railroad tracks to do some hunting. My breakfast didn't agree with me. Had to squat in bushes a couple times and it was brutally cold.

    My dad can tell the rest, it is too embarrasing... :lol: