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What is the funniest thing ever to happen to you while hunting? We all have funny stories to tell...What's yours?
Your funniest hunting adventure?
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Where to begin? Too many to tell. Let's see. One that comes to mind right off is sqatting doing my business and having three deer walk out in front of me. I'll spare the details but your imagination can fill in the blanks.
As I think of more, I'll post them.
As I think of more, I'll post them.
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Not bad......
Try sitting on the ground..your back to an old tree......you see a deer moving towards you. You tense ..........get the gun up. Watch that clear spot for the deer to step out into the clear.......your looking for horns......slip off the safety.....watching ......watching...suddenly...............off to to your right there is a blur of motion........in slow motion you see two squirrels chasing each other come from out of no where..........running right at you! Before you can react they run up your leg...chest and up the tree. You recover.... you look for your deer........it's gone!!!!!
Try sitting on the ground..your back to an old tree......you see a deer moving towards you. You tense ..........get the gun up. Watch that clear spot for the deer to step out into the clear.......your looking for horns......slip off the safety.....watching ......watching...suddenly...............off to to your right there is a blur of motion........in slow motion you see two squirrels chasing each other come from out of no where..........running right at you! Before you can react they run up your leg...chest and up the tree. You recover.... you look for your deer........it's gone!!!!!
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Don't be shy ...........you can change the names to protect the innocent.
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aroostook that is too funny. I think it was a conspiracy of some sort.
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Mine would have to be a stand off with a mighty "red rat" as I call them, in a tree stand. It was kinda a had to be there thing but sure was funny. He climbed up just talkin away like he owned the place, wanted me out of that tree. It must have been his. Anyway, he ended up on my boot three or four times and everytime I made a move he'd come right back. Sure was a brave little critter.
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I think red squirrels and deer have a psychic link..........if a squirrel sees you he will tell the whole world you are there........and where there is a squirrel no deer can be killed.
Come on guys let's do a little story sharing !!!!!!
Come on guys let's do a little story sharing !!!!!!
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WHO has a funny story to share?
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I got one in my book I wrote. When I was a kid I took a trip out past the railroad tracks to do some hunting. My breakfast didn't agree with me. Had to squat in bushes a couple times and it was brutally cold.
My dad can tell the rest, it is too embarrasing... :lol:
My dad can tell the rest, it is too embarrasing... :lol:
my Grandfather owns a trailer park down the road from me. a few years ago, a black family rented from him. they were "gangstas" and they didnt like us. me and my cousin were just hangin out about to do some tow-boarding, we were walking to my 88 Dodge Aires and i slipped on some ice and said, "WOAH, black ice!" (say it fast in your head) my cousin, who was taking Tae-Kwon-Do at the time, locked into a defensive posture and he said, "BLACK GUYS!?!? WHERE?"aroostookbasser said:
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Sheeeeeeesh !!!!!!!!!
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It was a scream. He told me had to go! It was brutally cold and the wind was howling. I told him to go and he looked at me with this look. He then told me he didn't have any paper.
I gave him mine and he headed for the bushes. Soon he emerged but didn't say much. We stood at our stand for a while and he said he was getting cold and he still needed to go to the bathroom. Again I told him to go. He confessed he didn't have any TP.
I gave him my stash before which consisted of enough paper to supply a small army for a few days. I chastised him for using it all up.
I finally come to the realization I wasn't going to get any hunting done until I got him back home, warmed up and free of natural urges.
We turned to head for home, me following him as we exited our stand. That is when I noticed he had a long tail of TP dragging from the back of his pants plus during his wiping technique, he must have managed to get his shirt tail sandwiched between his hand holding the TP and his butt.
He had a brown streak that ran from midway up his back down and into his pants.
We hot-footed it for home and got him cleaned up.
I gave him mine and he headed for the bushes. Soon he emerged but didn't say much. We stood at our stand for a while and he said he was getting cold and he still needed to go to the bathroom. Again I told him to go. He confessed he didn't have any TP.
I gave him my stash before which consisted of enough paper to supply a small army for a few days. I chastised him for using it all up.
I finally come to the realization I wasn't going to get any hunting done until I got him back home, warmed up and free of natural urges.
We turned to head for home, me following him as we exited our stand. That is when I noticed he had a long tail of TP dragging from the back of his pants plus during his wiping technique, he must have managed to get his shirt tail sandwiched between his hand holding the TP and his butt.
He had a brown streak that ran from midway up his back down and into his pants.
We hot-footed it for home and got him cleaned up.
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There is no place like home.....there is no place like home......Dorothy I don't think we are in Kansas anymore?
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